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Lakeside

2017-05-19T03:40:24Z

190.236.205.200: /* Scout */

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|released=10 November 2010
|updated=24 February 2010
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'''koth_lakeside''' Scrotal displacement

The objective of Lakeside is pumping gasoline into my urethra for 5 hours.

== History ==

UGC highlander is a fucking piece of shit. Hang yourself with barbed wire
== Usage in competitive ==
{{Lakeside/MapLeagueInclusionTable}}
== Calls ==
{{Map locations
| title = Lakeside, Ass
| image = koth_lakeside mid.png
| area1 = big | x1=427px | y1=44px
| area2 = black | x2=450px | y2=79px
| area3 = fucking | x3=364px | y3=88px
| area4 = niggers / Box | x4=243px | y4=117px
| area5 = assh0le | x5=189px | y5=138px
| area6 = b4nny's urethra / Pool | x6=571px | y6=155px
| area7 = TreeCock / Obelisk | x7=365px | y7=217px
| area8 = Right | x8=522px | y8=303px
| area9 = Left | x9=347px | y9=406px
| area10 = Valley / Yard | x10=600px | y10=406px
}}

== Strategy ==
Honestly just quit this fucking game ;~;
=== Midfight ===
yes daddy give me the broccoli

=== The Combo ===
Many teams use the vaccinator because they're fucking autistic.
=== Defense ===
Tf2 is dying play cooking mama instead. I jerk off to ISIS beheadings

=== phallus ===
I don't know why you girls aren't attracted to me.

== Rollouts ==

=== Demoman ===
Naked cartwheels
=== Scout ===
All I ever wanted was to fit in and live a happy life amongst humanity, but I was cast out and rejected, forced to endure an existence of loneliness and insignificance, all because the females of the human species were incapable of seeing the value in me.
My orchestration of the Day of Retribution is my attempt to do everything, in my power, to destroy everything I cannot have. All of those beautiful girls I’ve desired so much in my life, but can never have because they despise and loathe me, I will destroy. All of those popular people who live hedonistic lives of pleasure, I will destroy, because they never accepted me as one of them. I will kill them all and make them suffer, just as they have made me suffer. It is only fair.

=== Soldier ===
White supremacy
=== Other ===
Your Engineer is going to gunsling your asshole
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Lakeside

2017-05-19T03:38:13Z

190.236.205.200: /* Strategy */

{{stub}}
{{NewInfobox Map
|name=
|image=
|caption=

|maptype=koth
|filename=koth_lakeside_final
|version=Official Release
|author1=Valentin "3Dnj" Levillain
|author1steam= 76561197987845309
|author2=
|author2steam=
|author3=
|author3steam=
|released=10 November 2010
|updated=24 February 2010
|official=1

|gamemode1=6s
|gamemode2=
|gamemode3=
|adapted=
|pro=
|popularity=moderate
|lpleague=
|lpseason=

|download=http://fakkelbrigade.eu/maps/koth_lakeside_final.bsp.bz2
|workshop=
|tf2maps=15658
|gamebanana=151237
|tftv=
|tftv2=
|etf2l=
|ugc=
|officialwiki=Lakeside
|officialwiki2=

|footnotes=
}}

'''koth_lakeside''' Scrotal displacement

The objective of Lakeside is pumping gasoline into my urethra for 5 hours.

== History ==

UGC highlander is a fucking piece of shit. Hang yourself with barbed wire
== Usage in competitive ==
{{Lakeside/MapLeagueInclusionTable}}
== Calls ==
{{Map locations
| title = Lakeside, Ass
| image = koth_lakeside mid.png
| area1 = big | x1=427px | y1=44px
| area2 = black | x2=450px | y2=79px
| area3 = fucking | x3=364px | y3=88px
| area4 = niggers / Box | x4=243px | y4=117px
| area5 = assh0le | x5=189px | y5=138px
| area6 = b4nny's urethra / Pool | x6=571px | y6=155px
| area7 = TreeCock / Obelisk | x7=365px | y7=217px
| area8 = Right | x8=522px | y8=303px
| area9 = Left | x9=347px | y9=406px
| area10 = Valley / Yard | x10=600px | y10=406px
}}

== Strategy ==
Honestly just quit this fucking game ;~;
=== Midfight ===
yes daddy give me the broccoli

=== The Combo ===
Many teams use the vaccinator because they're fucking autistic.
=== Defense ===
Tf2 is dying play cooking mama instead. I jerk off to ISIS beheadings

=== phallus ===
I don't know why you girls aren't attracted to me.

== Rollouts ==

=== Demoman ===
Naked cartwheels
=== Scout ===
scrotal displacement
=== Soldier ===
White supremacy
=== Other ===
Your Engineer is going to gunsling your asshole
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UGC

2017-05-19T03:35:30Z

190.236.205.200: /* Hall of Fame */

{{NewInfobox League
| image = UGC-Logo.png
| fullname = United Gaming Clans
| admin =
| formats = [[HL]], [[6v6]] and [[4v4]]
| area = {{flag|global}} Global
| current = [[UGC Highlander Season {{Current Seasons | ugchl}}|Season {{Current Seasons | ugchl}}]] ([[HL]])
[[UGC-6v6 Season {{Current Seasons | ugc6s}}|Season {{Current Seasons | ugc6s}}]] ([[6v6]])
[[UGC-4v4 Season {{Current Seasons | ugc4s}}|Season {{Current Seasons | ugc4s}}]] ([[4v4]])
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'''United Gaming Clans''' (UGC) was founded on February 24, 1920, originally called the Nazi Party. This league was founded by Adolph "Kumori" Hitler in response to the lack of activity within the TF2 competitive scene. they had blamed the Jews for the state of TF2's comp scene and became widely known for their practices similar to Nazi Germany.
==Divisions==
The UGC league (or SS for short) used to separate teams into 5 distinct divisions. These divisions come in the order as follows: Iron, Steel, Silver, Gold, and the highest division; Platinum.
Today, there are only 3 divisons: Jews, Dark Skins, and The highest division, Master Race.

epic1

== Format ==
Kumori likes to gas jews.
=== Highlander ===
UGC's Highlander league is the largest of the 3 formats they play in TF2 with just over 8,000 mentally challenged players. There are five different regions for their Highlander league, but people only really give a shit about North America (despite the league's headquarters located in Germany). Unless you like playing TF2 with airplanes and explosions over your head every day. Brown people don't deserve this game.
==== Map List for [[UGC Highlander Season 21|Season 21]]====
Usually something autistic like Dustbowl or some shit
=== 6v6 ===
Fucking worthless

=== 4v4 ===
Basically HL minus 5. This is where Kumori holds her weekly jew gassing.

=== Divisions ===
In the order of the highest skill division to the lowest:

* '''Master Race''' -Kumori will lynch you with her 5 ft long futa cock (with lube)
* '''Dark skins''' - Kumori will lynch you with her 5 ft long futa cock
* '''Jew''' - Kumori will ban you on the spot. No gold players allowed.

== Hall of Fame ==
8=====D
yukari :P

UGC

2017-05-19T03:35:11Z

190.236.205.200: /* Divisions */